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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2017 @ 3:27pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 7:05am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 1:24pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 8:54am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 6:04am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 3:25pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2020 @ 6:11am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:11am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 7:16am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 6:00am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 1:41pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 5:12pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 5:37am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2017 @ 5:04am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2017 @ 4:17am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 12:43pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 6:10am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2017 @ 6:07am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2018 @ 1:23pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 6:01am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2017 @ 5:03am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2017 @ 5:14am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 6:41am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 3:59pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2020 @ 6:18am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 7:21am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2017 @ 4:38am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 5:41am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2017 @ 6:13am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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