One of the top OCE Mordsworders you can find

you're mother is your father

I love this man.

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

After a good game in DBD, i added him because he like like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great DBD and most importantly true friendship.


I invited him to my house for a DBD party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.


When he arrived at my house,
he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Do not trust this guy.

Gayness