List of my crimes
First-degree Murder
Attempted Murder
Breaking and Entering
Trespassing
Concealed Carry
Assault and Battery
Manslaughter
Theft and Burglary
Hostage Taking
Misuse of Private Assets
Forceable Restraint
Grand Theft Auto
Armed Robbery
Destruction of Private Property
Jaywalking
Drug Trafficking
Manufacture of Illegal Drugs
Possession of Illegal Drugs with Intent to Distribute
Illegal Modification of Firearm
Arson
Resisting Arrest
Destruction of Police Assets
Hacking Into Private Network
Interfering with Police Radio Frequencies
Smuggling of Illegal Firearms
Stopping Vehicle Traffic
Manufacture and Use of Illegal Explosives
Aiding and Abbetting Wanted Fugitive
Littering
Defacement and Destruction of Currency
Interference of Postal Services
Illegally Entering Prohibited Airspace
Use of Illegal Ammunition
Crossing a Central Reservation
Willful Endangerment of Innocents
Damage to Public Property
Smuggling of Illegally Obtained Property
Appropriation of Weapons of Mass Destruction
Vehicular Manslaughter
Interference with Railroad Property
Maritime Irregularity
Disturbing the Peace
Currency Counterfeiting
Theft and Mistreatment of Livestock
Theft and Illegal Transportation of Classified Weaponry
Violation of Geneva Convention Article 24 (Protection of Permanent Personnel)