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Pizza left the game (Pizza timed out)
>i would pray to gaben every night
>"gaben is love, gaben is life"
>one night my peasant dad comes in
>he says "pc is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
>gaben burts through my window
>he takes a bite out of his dinosaur drumstick and beats my dad with a crowbar until he is dead
>he turns around and looks at me with a twinkle in his eye
>i reach into my pocket and spread my wallet for gaben
>he begins taking my money
>it hurts so much but i do it for gaben
>all of my money is gone
>gaben winks at me and flies out the window
>i hear my doorbell ring
>i go downstairs and see a package on my porch
>inside it is a pc with all the latest hardware
>i go upstairs to plug it and turn it on
>a bills hat flies in from the window
>inside is a piece of paper
>it has a steam account name and password on it
>i take off my ghastly gibus and put on my bills hat
>i log into the steam account and it is filled with hundreds of games i wont play
GabeN is love. GabeN is life.