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Early Access Review
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Posted 22 January.
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Early Access Review
年度最佳不如给它
Posted 24 August, 2024. Last edited 15 December, 2024.
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我需要联机!!!!!
Posted 11 August, 2024.
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ez EZ!
Posted 26 May, 2024.
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205.6 hrs on record (198.5 hrs at review time)
你是一个船长,刚刚带领船员完成了外星人留在深海的遗迹的探索回到了船上放好资源,准备前往终点结束本次航行,你打开了被动声纳(就是海底生物发出的声音会被采集到然后把他的轮廓显示在频幕上)接收海底的信息,熟练的调成了自动驾驶,再你准备放下心去整理整理物品前你还老练的观察了一下自动驾驶准备选择的航路,毕竟老练的船长可不会放任自己的船进到锤头煞生活的危险区域。你发现它准备往一个很深的道路走,但是你想着已经屠杀了半个海的怪物了,这次应该没有什么危险会在前面了,于是关掉主动声纳(就是主动发射声波侦察海底的环境和生物 缺点就是发出声纳会被生物发现并且袭击)把船交给“智能”的系统切成了被动声纳去收拾东西了。你正在搬那箱子你们刚挖的新鲜出炉满满登登的异星球的矿石去解构台分解心想准备去前哨战讨个好价钱的时候,突然听到了你人生中最大咚的一声闷响,惨叫混杂着钢铁碎裂的声音海水从四面八方的墙壁中涌进来,只那一瞬间无情的海水就冲进来就带走了你们朝夕相处半辈子的战友,将你的船员七零八落的甩进海里压碎,你身为再老练的船长也不由得为次番地狱景象汗颜。在你急速跑回驾驶舱之前你看到了船底下由下而上贯穿了一根大概宽两米的巨大肉筋穿过极致致密的钢铁轻易的将你在前哨战酒吧新招的年轻助手撕碎在天花板上将所剩无几的尸体碎片固定住嵌进墙体里面,你顾不上这些跑回了船的控制台渴望看清楚是什么,打开了主动声纳只看到一个比你船还要大许多的多眼睛生物再拖着你们飞速向深海游去。此时这艘船已经不再是一艘船了或许应该叫他(鹰隼号)鹰隼鱼缸,你绝望的看向了潜望镜只希望能看清楚那个将你们关押的钢铁棺材大力埋向坟墓的守墓人,绝对死亡的化身那个可怖的生物长得离谱的就像。。就像三流神话中的邪神的屁眼,如果你能活下来你说出去与世人讲述的话那么这个世界上有百分之九十九点九的人不会相信这个世界上有这么可怖的生物,你打开船内通信频道并且开始抢救船长室内逐渐裂开的船壳,抱着最后一丝希望 呼叫着船员希望有人还能在那次巨大冲击下活下来并且没有失去意识,回应你的只有缄默,这一切都是徒劳的,根本没有人清醒或者在那非人的撞击下幸存下来,只有你幸运的撞到了那一箱子柔软的货物活了下来,你被无情的抛到了海底,你的船你因为水压死去的船员仅剩下你还有一个完全缄默的频道,自认为老练的船长遭遇了自己认知之外的威胁以后根本无法抵挡,就像地球的电影老无所依一样,被这无情世界法则的化身夺走了所有你欲望的东西,那三两马克,你再也见不到的家人,你珍爱的船员,你的爱船。无论在老练,终究是被无情如死神一般的木卫二上了一课。你不知道是哭是笑听着外面的生物用钢刀一般牙齿一点点撕开压碎你的船壳寻找船员的尸体吃,你用仅剩下的力气写好了最后一篇航海日志。不 比起日志更应该说是鹰隼号船长的遗言,你举起剩下半瓶的焊接油瓶将船长室焊死了,现在这艘鱼缸里面只有你在的地方是最坚固并且没有进水的了,造氧气的机器也熄火了你呼吸着最后剩下的几丝氧气,举起你妻子送你的相机通过潜水探照镜子给外面在啃食船壳的深渊巨兽拍了一张照片记录下来并将其放在保险钢柜里面希望后来会被来的人发现,完成了这些以后坐在了椅子上举起左轮准备了解掉自己。突然听到海里巨兽的嘶吼和海水中飞速移动发出令人胆寒的摩擦水的声音,一只你只在故事里听说过从没看到过大的仿佛世界吞噬者的巨大蠕虫几下将还在撕咬船壳的生物撕成了碎片,并且叼着尸体游走了。讽刺的是就连死亡也抛弃了你,只有虚无和苦痛陪伴着你,现在海底下只剩下一个在空荡荡的房间等死与船共亡的船长,还有他永远回不来的船员和过去了。
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Posted 26 April, 2024.
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Posted 16 April, 2024.
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胳膊毁灭记
Posted 16 April, 2024.
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CS:GO Review
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Posted 17 April, 2023.
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赢!
Posted 17 February, 2023.
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这游戏地图制作好到我想死 谁说不行我真的嘎嘎两巴掌 玩过所有恐怖游戏中可玩性之最
Posted 17 February, 2023.
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