john football's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:27pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:08am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:51pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:50am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:57am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 3:00am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:54am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:25am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:42am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:37pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:52am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:00pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:31am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:17pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:08pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:42pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:21am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:51pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:38pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:51am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:01pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:14pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:02pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:56pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:08am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:29am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:25pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:29am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:12am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:57pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:46am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 7:52am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:49am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:26pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:48pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 1:29pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:56pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:36am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:49pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:46am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:42pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:00pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:04pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:46am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 1:18pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:56pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:27pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:27pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:10pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:05am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:03pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 12:06am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:53am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:11pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 7:59pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm