Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.
-- Han Solo
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
-- Alexander Woolcott
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[The Kennedy Assassinations]

"Sometime later - FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON - somebody shot that
nice young president when he was riding in his car and a few
years after that, somebody shot his little brother too - only he
was in the hotel kitchen.
Must be hard being brothers."

Forrest Gump
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Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man.
-- Moms Mabley
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We have a equal opportunity Calculus class -- it's fully integrated.
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Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
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forta

+rep Vladimir

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dont forget to cyka blyat and idi nahuy

+rep for team anomaly

KNIV!