Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
ㅤ* NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world.
ㅤ* A man walks into a surgery. "Doctor!" he cries. "I think I'm shrinking!"
"I'm sorry sir, there are no appointments at the moment", says the physician. "You'll just have to be a little patient."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*