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me when it is December 27th, 2024, future anniversary of the Gnomeageddon (gala will finally reveal his lust for the ceramic and short kind, then god will smite him from the Earth forevermore)

On the first day of Rizzmas, my Diddy gave to me A Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the second day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the third day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the fourth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the fifth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the sixth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the seventh day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the eighth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the ninth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the tenth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Eleven Fanums taxing, Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Twelve Diddys draking, Eleven Fanums taxing, Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

Hello Adam, thank you for reaching out to the Associates of Black Bongs. We're troubled to inform you that while many are impressed with the pictures you showed of you swallowing down a pack of hotdogs for the price of "tree fiddy", this does not qualify for the Guinness World Record of Most Denise's Gobbled in 24 hours. We hope that although you may not have qualified for the current record that you will take some solace in knowing our head of the organization has prepared to employ you immediately for his residence as a security guard! Please note that there may be some tasks given to you not orthodox to the typical position, however the compensation is significant. P. Diddy sends his regards as well as this complimentary camera, five gallon drum of baby oil, and his contact information via electronically mailed business card. We hope you have a fantastic day and a great freak session! Thanks, All The Gangstalkers