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Goteborgs och Bohus Lan, Sweden 
Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;
Und aller-m"umsige Burggoven
Dir mohmen R"ath ausgraben.
-- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking Glass"
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Humor in the Court:
Q. Were you aquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?
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There must be more to life than having everything.
-- Maurice Sendak
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Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
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Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?
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"Well I don't see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many
men happy."
-- Ellyn Mustard, about marriage
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What I tell you three times is true.
-- Lewis Carroll
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"Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the
one holding it"
-- Captain Combat
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