Why a ♥♥♥♥ as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think

In Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my ♥♥♥♥ get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can ♥♥♥♥ the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a ♥♥♥♥ as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by this ♥♥♥♥, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his ♥♥♥♥ would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.

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hehe, a gamer girl in a McDonald’s? What could a pretty thing like her do in here? She likes food aswell?? Hehehe, my time to shine!

Excuse me, m’lady. How can I be of service to your perfect figure? I noticed your mario T-shirt and noticed that you are a “gamer girl”. I myself am a gamer boy, so we can get along just fine...

A bathroom you say? Well, why would a pretty gamer girl like yourself need one when you’ve got my mouth right here :)