BEANS RICE JESUS CHRIST AND BYREN!

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bear handed? Bear naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a chuck e cheese. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhh I think so. Next think you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet. Fly into the sun. Blackout again. Wake up. Do a bump. White out (which I didn't know you could do). Then I smoked a joint. Greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Dubehebeuhuhejugehuho hoo AHHH!!!

+rep Don't listen to the guy below me I'm simply the better waifu :3

-rep cheats on waifus

+rep Amazing survivor, really nice and fun. Make that killer dc *spicy pointing*