Recent reviews by SqeeJee

best halo since halo

I played this game, and to be honest, it was a little too personal. Some of these wounds got re-opened and cut pretty damn deep. Still loking forward to the rest of Tyron's story!

Great story, sound track, and parkour gameplay. The only main gripe I have is camera controls can get annoying at times.

---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

The music carries every fight and some of the singles from artists like A$AP, Grimes, and Run the Jewels have made it onto my playlist!

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☑Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

Although the min specs are low, you do need a great pc to experience this game

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It‘ll replace your life

The amount of choice is unparralled in any other game. I've already discussed at least 4 different endings with my friends, all amazing

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

20-25 for main quest
40-45 hours for some side quests
125-175 for full game

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

BUY THIS GAME

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

The bugs are present, yes but I feel people are blowing it out of proportion. In my entire play through, I experenced literally no bugs

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This is probably one of -- if not the best game I have ever played

I actaully really enjoyed this game. I picked it up as a joke, but it quickly made me fall in love with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphics and fast-paced gameplay. The devs care to some extent, and add a new map every couple days. I don't know why, but I keep coming back to it, and I can't stop.

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If you have a spare $0.69 and a shockingly high amount of time on your hands, this is the game for you. Although you can get caught up in the tedium of game play, I think this perfectly encapsulates the "Stranding-type" gameplay Kojima mentioned when created his review (of his own game). From pushing a ROLLING barrel up a 700 meter tall mountain, to driving a cybertruck, and even unlocking images, I can say that this game did not, in the slightest, disappoint. 10/10