-rep hey. ik you mighjt have that that was funny,, but dont talk to her like taht anymore ok? shes under my protection now.... u can back the f*** up now. I try not to get like this... but when one of my girls gets attacked like that in game... i can go feral.. just watch ur step buddy...

Back in my day I used to goon for hours on end. That is, until I met you. Now we goon together and I just cant seem to get enough. Goon here, goon there, goon everywhere I say. Here a goon, there a goon, everywhere a goon is a goon worth gooning. Whenever you withhold your sigma ohio rizz I cry and goon alone. Its not fun gooning alone anymore... I NEED YOU I NEED YOUR GOON GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME GOON ME

Best tips I have in no particular order, mind you Ive been perfecting the craft for like 2 decades.

-Use latex gloves. Incredible, a complete game changer. You gotta find the yellowish ones though, the one that are tight and fits like a second skin. If its not like a second skin on you hand, forget about it. With a lot of lube, you will not believe how incredible it gets. Like these: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B09XPZ3LR3?psc=1

1-2 times per year, I go for broke. Like going for to the Gooning olympics and aiming for the world record. I pretty much need 2 complete days of 100% alone time; the second one is for cleaning and resting.

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