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Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with
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-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
-- Fred Allen
[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]
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