Homicidal Turkey
Shrek   Western Australia, Australia
 
 
I wise man once said, "You're not a man til you've had a man."
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Recent Activity
644 hrs on record
last played on 18 Feb
6.5 hrs on record
last played on 16 Feb
1,313 hrs on record
last played on 16 Feb
Comments
Hex: Erectile Dysfunction 15 Feb @ 8:04pm 
-rep will pull killer into you and let you die whilst he has no hook states. L. Deletes negative comments to look good. Bigger L.
Segs: Devour Pope 29 Aug, 2024 @ 2:23pm 
+rep absolute ripper of a survivor.
Bøø_Bøø 14 May, 2024 @ 2:33pm 
+rep fun game of dbd. did well as a baby nurse:er_heart:
moonqueen 3 May, 2024 @ 4:30pm 
a sweetheart killer
Yaephi 3 May, 2024 @ 4:05pm 
+rep Lovely person :>
GrannyFlaps 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05am 
SHREK: Are you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa!

DONKEY: Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back there? Man those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.

SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. Really.

DONKEY: Man, it's good to be free.

SHREK: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?

DONKEY: But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.