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and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
-- Calvin Keegan
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"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your
sentences without permission, or risk being sued.
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Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.
-- Thomas Jefferson
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You will pass away very quickly.
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Is it a right to remain ignorant?
-- Calvin
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If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could
work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
-- Douglas Jerrold
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"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things
we don't know yet."
-Ambrose Bierce
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Don't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros.
-- P. Skelly
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Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me.
-- Linus Torvalds
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