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452.0 hrs on record (420.5 hrs at review time)
The new update ruined a lot for me and made the game unplayable. First off, the UI is an issue but at least with that I can understand where the dev team was coming from in making it easier for console players (albeit they made it much more difficult for PC players). The UI is hard to navigate but honestly it isnt as big of an issue as some of the actual gameplay issues were. The sensitivity is all messed up for me - it feels sluggish and off and it is not an issue with my computer, cursor, mouse, etc. My cursor also appears in game and will not go away - this is probably one of the most annoying things to have to deal with. The new update also made the game run significantly slower for me. I used to be getting 140-170 fps but now i am ranging from 40-60. Everything about this update feels clunky, slow, and unplayable and I will likely not be playing this game any longer in its current state.
Posted 21 September, 2023. Last edited 15 August, 2024.
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136.8 hrs on record (126.4 hrs at review time)
You listen to music while cleaning in real life
I listen to music while cleaning in a virtual video game
We are not the same.
Posted 23 December, 2021.
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29 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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82.0 hrs on record (38.0 hrs at review time)
I rarely go out of my way to 100% games, but this is one of those times. This game was a staple of my childhood, and I don't think I've ever been so upset about losing a Nintendo DS game cartridge before in my life.
Posted 11 February, 2021.
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24 people found this review helpful
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1.0 hrs on record
I can see this game being really good in the full release, but as a free to play demo, it just had a lot of holes.
The artwork and dialogue was just fine, and the length of the game was fine as well, but for me it failed in the horror and plot categories. This game had some cheap predictable jumpscares, which don't really fit with the game's story line, it was more confusing than scary. The same jumpscare scream was used throughout the game, although there were multiple voice lines for each food, excluding one. I assume that all of this would add up in the full release, and things would make more sense, but as for the demo nothing was really resolved, and the endings were pretty similar to each other. I honestly didn't enjoy this game as much as I thought I would, but I can see why others would like it.
Posted 11 October, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Short and sweet, and compared to other games by Nikita Kryukov the game had no problems with English translation.
It has a unique art and style and it makes up for how short the game is. As someone who isn't very into the visual novel games I would recommend this game to others.
Posted 7 September, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Really bizarre and casual game. While originally released in 2006, it came to steam in 2017, and it's a super fun game. There isn't much to it other than you just eat everything. The music is good, and the gameplay is good enough to get you to finish the game and maybe go for a few gold medals. 7/10
Posted 9 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
408.8 hrs on record (93.7 hrs at review time)
might have the best voice acting i have ever seen in a first person shooter
Posted 17 June, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
60.1 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
Great golfing game for riffing off hot takes and banter with friends. Don't recommend single player and multiplayer with strangers however as it takes away the fun of casual golf.
Posted 19 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.6 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Classic Popcap style game. Family friendly and a bit on the easier side. There isn't much story to it, just hit the pegs 4head.
Posted 19 May, 2020.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Actually very well designed
fun one hour mario-esque game in support of Bernie Sanders.
music is great and i felt like i was in control of the presidency while playing.
Posted 20 March, 2020.
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