Bro why

So last week, while I was washing my grandmother, he knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to play "Super Smell Brothers: The Lost City of Dirty Gym Socks". I said "Sure!", but it was all a lie. He actually came there to rob me of my super rare signed DVD copy of "Dance and Hop With the Doodlebops". When I caught him trying to stuff it into his fanny pack, we had a big fight and he lost both legs and one eye. Anyways, me and my family are now hiding out in the Australian Desert, waiting for the day he comes back for revenge (and my DVD).

Thanks for the banana.

here, have banana

Give that monkey a banana

-rep He said he was f*cking my mom. I told him to f*ck off. He put my mom on the mic [she was moaning in the background], and she grounded me for "back talking her boyfriend." I'll see you guys in 2 weeks.