Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
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Kramer's Law:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
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"No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid."
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Wait ... is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat Junction??
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<rain_work> note on a dorm fridge ... "To the person who ate the contents
of the container labeled 'James' - warning, it was my biology
experiment"
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Murphy's Laws:
(1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
(2) Nothing is as easy as it looks.
(3) Everything takes longer than you think it will.
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travel, n.:
Something that makes you feel like you're getting somewhere.
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The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.
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Mulder: You can get the next mutant.

"The X-Files: Tooms"
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