Sassy's Taco wraps ingredients:
Speed,
Weed,
Heroin,
Cocaine,
Mushrooms,
Pine-o-clean,
Petrol,
Battery acid,
Acid,
Salvia,
Some herbs and spices
And some lettuce and tomato,
Vodka sauce,
Bam and the dirt is gone,
Ajax spray and wipe,
Some chicken and cheese all wrapped in a tortilla

- You starting to feel the sassy food magic m8?

Sassy's cocktail ingredients:
Vodka,
Scotch,
Lemonade,
Coke,
Two shots of three year old petrol he found in a lawnmower,
Small portions of heroine dust,
Glow in the dark mushrooms,
Dissolved acid strips,
And a squeeze o' lemon.

"Just about enough to knock out every single animal in The Lion King movie."