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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 12:48pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:47pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 9:02am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:47am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 9:30am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 10:17am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 6:08pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 9:13am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:58pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 8:51am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 11:04am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 6:17pm



Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos