Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari. Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife? Man: Nothing. Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything? Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!
ㅤ* What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
ㅤ* Sometimes, "I'll get back to you on that" means "I'm going to hide under my desk and hope an idea pops into my head."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!

''A sztár, a legjobb, a király'' -Kiss Miklós 2015