would you wag your tail if i pet you real good

+REP super grippy

I can beat a gorilla bare handed.
No kidding.
I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.
Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.
I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.
I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.
There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.
Any beta man with a little bit of practice can take out a gorilla with a knife. But bare handed it's much more difficult, it requires more technique.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of meat

you look really cute when you kill me with that awp

only bad thing about this person is he is american jk luv you homie