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Jaxosa 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:28pm 
godzilla is more sexually attractive to than any human man.
there i said it, godzilla is at least ten times more attractive than any human male, hes big, strong ,handsome, and incredibly sexy~, i love everything about him from his big sharp teeth and long, slimey lizard tongue to his big, thick, meaty, sexy tail and his big sexy muscles are so perfect! ,i wish godzilla was real so i could eat his fat kaiju ass or he could just eat me whole which might actually be better than sex anyways. if i could marry any man real or fictional i would choose godzilla in a heartbeat every time because there is no greater man in all of fiction, and every day and night i fantasize about him sexually and romantically before going to bed because i find the thought of hot monster sex extremely arousing and the thoughts of his gentle embrace greatly comforts my lonely mind. godzilla is perfection and no other man can ever compare to him!
Jaxosa 2 Mar, 2023 @ 5:26pm 
Sex?
Dolkins - Master of Disguise 3 Apr, 2018 @ 11:06pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・
Dolkins - Master of Disguise 1 Mar, 2018 @ 10:32pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Jaxosa 8 Aug, 2017 @ 12:37pm 
STFU I'M NOT GAY! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME CUTE BOY TO PENETRATE MY ORIFICES WITH HIS DELICIOUS THROBBING ♥♥♥♥, AND SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON TUMBLR ARE LIKE: "OH WOW U CAME OUT #SOBRAVE" AND I'M LIKE BRUH I'M NO ♥♥♥♥ I'M NOT A ♥♥♥ I JUST WANT SOME OF THAT ♥♥♥♥ BRUH U KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN
Hollauscaust 31 Dec, 2016 @ 2:46pm 
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