Goober

Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.

Getting killed by a minion would be terrifying, you're fighting for your life, constantly scanning for threats. All of a sudden, in your peripheral vision appears a large yellow tictac shaped object, you begin to scramble backwards with your feet but you hit a wall. The creature laughs nasally as it plunges a yellow sword into your chest. As the blood trickles out and your consciousness begins to take flight, it looks directly into your eyes, it's single eye is obsidian black and filled with murder. The last words you will ever hear reverberate around the room.

"Bananna"

Imagine this. You’ve had a girlfriend for a while. She’s ready to smash. She’s not a ♥♥♥♥♥ or anything; she’s only slept with two or three guys. But the ratio is gay. That’s two or three ♥♥♥♥♥ to one vagina. Now imagine you’re sucking the ♥♥♥♥ of a guy who has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a couple of chicks. The ratio is in your favor.

I'm a 27 year old father with a 7 year old daughter. (got wife pregnant early, married young). I just walked in on my daughter watching Roblox porn. I am so scared for her and I don't know what to do. I don't want to ruin her future and I dont want to hurt her emotionally as well. What do I tell her? My wife doesn't want nothing to do with it, she's even more scared than I am! Please help!