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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 8:22pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:17am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:55am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 11:49am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 4:04am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:28am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 9:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 2:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:39am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:58am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:50am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:29am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:32am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 10:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:22am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:17am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 11:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:58am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:51am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 4:25am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:20am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:21am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:21am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 2:21am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:22am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:52am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:55am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 3:29am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 6:14pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 2:34am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 6:13pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 10:38am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 5:25am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 8:51am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:15pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 5:32am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 6:59pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:31am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 4:27am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 5:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:15am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 12:47am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:55am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:11am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:14am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 1:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 10:30am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:17am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:20am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:20am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 6:34pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:33am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:28am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:32am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:38am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:35am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:34pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:03pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:59pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 5:33pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:20am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:22am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:22am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 2:16am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 11:11pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:32am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:39am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:20am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 2:09am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 6:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 6:47pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 6:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:21pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 4:25am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 2:42am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 4:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 10:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 6:36pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:28am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 9:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 6:34pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:21am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:22am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 8:51am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:36pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:40am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:30am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:17pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 9:57pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:24am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:58pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 5:55pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 2:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 8:55am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:32am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:43pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:14pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:38pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:50pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:26am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:29am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:51am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 10:48pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 12:29am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 12:02am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 6:53am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:22am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:37pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:27pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:53am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 9:22pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:31am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:29am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:43pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:11pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:04pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:33pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:56pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 8:43pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:21am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:29am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:53am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:17am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:47am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 3:00am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 5:31am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 5:31am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 3:46am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:14am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 2:45am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:14am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 1:23am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:51am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:06pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:36pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:43pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:24am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:30am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:37pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:36am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 2:42am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 8:01pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:37am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:44pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:56pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:30am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 2:42am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:14am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 4:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 6:35pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:28pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:54am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 1:23am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 10:03pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:14pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 3:05am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:15am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:21am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 3:34am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 12:57am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:17am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 3:45am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:52pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:36pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 2:42am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:02am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 9:56pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:48am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:22am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 12:57am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 1:23am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 1:23am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:48am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:35am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:23am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:44am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:58am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 12:57am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:36am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:36am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 1:57am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:51pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:51am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:05pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 5:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 11:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:24am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:54am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 12:56am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 1:06am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 12:55am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:31am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:42pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 9:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 2:58am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 9:12pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:47am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 11:17pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 10:16pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:36am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 5:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:44am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:48am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:21pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:31am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:58am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:31pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:36am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:37am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 12:37am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:17am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 4:05pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 9:56pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:28am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 3:00am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 4:35pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 2:45am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:21am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:51am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:29am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:27am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 1:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:51am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 3:39am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 6:24pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:37am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:37am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 1:06am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 5:45am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:08pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:05pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:31am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 10:01pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 7:22pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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