A gurl was walkin2 the TARDIS wit her bf n they were crossin da void.
she sed "Doctor will u luv me 4evr"
he said "Welllllllll..wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, allonsy!""
da gurl cryed N ran across da void b4 da neutron flow was reversed.
Doctor was cryin and went to Bad Wolf Bay.
she was ded but not in the perrallal wurld.
he whispered 2 her "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
then he got a new bird on the TARDIS and sed WAT
xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIM...~*xxx

Day 74 of no fap As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I float into the the celestial abyss filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

stupid ape ♥♥♥♥