Recent reviews by Agentpoof

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BY ODIN'S BEARD, THERE BE FISH ON LAND.

I don't even meet the minimum performance requirements and this game runs, quite funny if I do say. Running 8 GB ram on my laptop with Elden Ring at the lowest graphics possible. Sometimes my frame rate dies but that's probably because I shouldn't be able to run this game anyway. It's pretty ok. If anyone's curious im using a Lenovo IdeaPad L340, which is apparently built different and bypasses needing 12 GB ram.

Played it for 5 hours straight because I lost track of time trying to beat expert arena...
Shield absolutely carries and the mace just one shots people to the head.
Last enemy in expert arena is actually easier than the 2nd to last. Hes too aggressive so all you have to do is parry into a fat head splitter.
Camera controls are horrific, you either cant see where your enemy is or you cant tell how the controls are because its based on character position and rotation, the camera doesn't face where characters looking unless you constantly tap V.
Gameplay is addicting. When I'm not getting one-shotted by a spinning hammer swing to the head its pretty cool. Even more satisfying when its the other guy getting one-shotted by a mace to the nuts.
I still have no idea what I'm doing but I was able to beat expert arena by just relying on the kite shield thing.
Its pretty ok

Like DayZ but it gives you the ability to drink glue and eat some random berries you found... thats healthy(Disclaimer: Glue and berries may change color of screen and controls temporarily, but its really nice.)