-A Geiger counter, preferably a scintillator type, for x-ray detection and safety
-Deuterium gas (can be purchased as a gas or extracted from D2O through electrolysis - it is much easier and more effective to use compressed gas)
-A large ballast resistor in the range of 50-100k and at least a foot long
-A camera and TV display for viewing the inside of the reactor
-Lead to shield the camera viewport
-General engineering tools, a machine shop if at all possible (although 90% of mine was built with nothing but a dremel and cordless drill, the only thing you really can't build without a shop is scratch building the vacuum chamber)

-A vacuum chamber, preferably in a spherical shape
-A roughing vacuum pump capable of reaching at least 75 microns vacuum
-A secondary high vacuum pump, either a turbo pump or oil diffusion pump
-A high voltage supply, preferably capable of at least 40kv 10ma - Must be negative polarity
-A high voltage divider probe for use with a digital multimeter
-A thermocouple or baratron (of appropriate scale) vacuum gauge
-A neutron radiation detector, either a proportional He-3 or BF3 tube with counting instrumentation, or a bubble dosimeter

Build a Fusion Reactor
Yes, you can build your very own nuclear fusion reactor in your house! But first, a few warnings:
-This project includes lethal voltage levels. Make sure you know your high voltage safety or have a qualified electrical advisor.
-Potentially hazardous levels of x-rays will be produced. Lead shielding of viewports is a must!
-Deuterium, an explosive gas, will be used. Make sure to check for fuel leaks.

300 dead gerbils below my house #WINNING

We ate at the Applebee's in Jenkintown, Pa and 2 of us ordered the Classic Broccoli Chicken Alfredo. It was so dry that I almost choked on the noodle. I asked the waitress if it is usually this dry and she said no and she would get more sauce. We waited about 20 minutes for two little cups of sauce so by that time the food was cold. Then they charged $1 per cup for the sauce. Do yourself a favor and don't order this dish.

POV your watching animal planet: "The second biggest animal in the world is a hippo the first biggest is you

In 2003 I ran over a woman whilst drunk driving and never got caught.

Eat buns