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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 7:30

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 9:45

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 7:20

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Дата получения: 25 окт. 2019 г. в 10:02

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Дата получения: 30 мар. 2018 г. в 8:19

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 9:48

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Дата получения: 30 мар. 2018 г. в 8:53

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Дата получения: 30 мар. 2018 г. в 22:04

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Дата получения: 31 мар. 2018 г. в 22:53

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Дата получения: 1 апр. 2018 г. в 0:43

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Дата получения: 18 мая. 2022 г. в 6:58

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Дата получения: 18 мая. 2022 г. в 9:01

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Дата получения: 28 окт. 2019 г. в 6:02

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Дата получения: 1 апр. 2018 г. в 0:40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Дата получения: 27 окт. 2019 г. в 4:28

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Дата получения: 13 мая. 2021 г. в 10:29

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Дата получения: 6 сен. 2020 г. в 9:45

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Дата получения: 14 янв. 2024 г. в 13:08

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Дата получения: 6 мая. 2021 г. в 10:14

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Дата получения: 30 мар. 2018 г. в 21:45

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Дата получения: 26 окт. 2019 г. в 1:53

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Дата получения: 6 мая. 2021 г. в 9:38

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Дата получения: 31 мар. 2018 г. в 0:13

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Дата получения: 13 июн. 2019 г. в 10:10

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 7:38

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Дата получения: 30 мар. 2018 г. в 7:49

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Дата получения: 28 окт. 2019 г. в 6:05

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Дата получения: 30 мар. 2018 г. в 23:01

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Дата получения: 1 апр. 2018 г. в 0:32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Дата получения: 23 апр. 2023 г. в 13:07

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Дата получения: 17 янв. 2024 г. в 3:15

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Дата получения: 17 янв. 2024 г. в 3:25

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Дата получения: 11 сен. 2020 г. в 10:59

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 7:44

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 7:20

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Дата получения: 30 мар. 2018 г. в 23:40

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 7:18

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Дата получения: 30 мар. 2018 г. в 23:15

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Дата получения: 14 мая. 2021 г. в 11:04

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Дата получения: 10 мая. 2021 г. в 10:56

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 9:39

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Дата получения: 31 мар. 2018 г. в 22:55

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 7:50

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 9:51

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Дата получения: 13 июн. 2019 г. в 9:58

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 7:33

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Дата получения: 15 янв. 2019 г. в 8:38

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Дата получения: 15 янв. 2019 г. в 8:38

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Дата получения: 29 мар. 2018 г. в 9:52

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Дата получения: 30 мар. 2018 г. в 22:26

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Дата получения: 27 окт. 2019 г. в 8:14

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Дата получения: 13 фев. 2023 г. в 4:11

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Дата получения: 9 мая. 2021 г. в 10:04

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Дата получения: 1 апр. 2018 г. в 0:07

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Дата получения: 13 июн. 2019 г. в 9:33

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Дата получения: 12 июн. 2019 г. в 10:02

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Дата получения: 30 мар. 2018 г. в 8:56

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Дата получения: 23 апр. 2023 г. в 11:17

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Дата получения: 27 окт. 2019 г. в 4:20

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Дата получения: 14 янв. 2024 г. в 16:41

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Дата получения: 1 июл. 2018 г. в 11:00

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Дата получения: 23 апр. 2023 г. в 12:58

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Дата получения: 17 янв. 2024 г. в 12:31

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Дата получения: 22 янв. 2024 г. в 15:26

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Дата получения: 22 янв. 2024 г. в 17:53

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Дата получения: 22 янв. 2024 г. в 17:53

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Дата получения: 17 янв. 2024 г. в 11:58

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Дата получения: 23 мая. 2022 г. в 11:21

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Дата получения: 1 апр. 2018 г. в 0:07

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Дата получения: 17 янв. 2024 г. в 4:20



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,838 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+9

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