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🎄 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 👔
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
-- Calvin

Miss Wormwood : Calvin where was the Byzantine empire?
Calvin : I'll take "outer planets" for $100.

Know what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability to
accept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference. -- Calvin
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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
- 1x OxyClean Bleach 69L 69.99

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