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Ankara, Ankara, Turkey 
🎽 * 🎍 * 🐠 * 🎁 * 👳 * 🌋 * 👽 * 🍆 * 📒 * 🥗 * 👾 * 👹 * 🌳 * 📘 * 📕 * 📀
ㅤ* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
ㅤ* People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
ㅤ* Whizzing round a sharp bend on a country road a motorist ran over a large dog. A distraught farmer's wife ran over to the dead animal. "I'm so very sorry", said the driver, "I'll replace him, of course." "Well, I don't know", said the farmer's wife, "Are you any good at catching rats?"
🎄 * 👔 * 💄 * 😺 * 🥒 * ⚡ * 🍖 * 💎 * 🏓 * 🚘 * 🕺 * 💛 * 👔 * 🌳 * 📀 * 🏓
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm giggling!