byob, v:
Believing Your Own Bull
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Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from.
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"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager
asked her mother.
"Encouragement, dear," she replied.
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Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know
any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he
doesn't know much.
-- Will Rogers
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Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station
rate.
-- Howard Kandel
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Man: Say Phil, what do you say to Happy Hour after work?
Phil: I'd say looks like Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours. [both laugh]
Phil: Come on, I'm buyin
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Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of
marriage make her something like a public building.
-- Oscar Wilde
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