Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A bloke walks into work one day and says to a colleague, "Do you like my new shirt - it's made out of the finest silk and got loads of cactuses over it."
"Cacti", says the co-worker.
"Forget my tie", says the bloke. "Look at my shirt!"
ㅤ* Constipated people don't give a crap.
ㅤ* Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...

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