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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 1:44pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 2:30pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2020 @ 10:16am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 1:25pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 7:02am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 7:01am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 1:59pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 12:09pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 12:23pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 22 May, 2020 @ 11:03am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 22 May, 2020 @ 11:27am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 22 May, 2020 @ 1:07pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 22 May, 2020 @ 2:03pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 7:26am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 8:00am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 8:31am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 10:13am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 2:57pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 2:37pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 2:45pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 4:40am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 8:10am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 8:50am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 9:19am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 11:10am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 11:14am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 2:09pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 2:37pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 2:48pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 22 May, 2020 @ 11:13am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 8:32am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 8:41am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 22 May, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 8:45am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 22 May, 2020 @ 12:46pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 1:35pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2020 @ 3:03pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 10:54am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 1:00am