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🎄 * 🎽 * 🏓 * 👳 * 🎍 * 😺 * 🍆 * 🎈 * 🕺 * 👹 * 🥒 * ⚡ * 🚗 * 🐝 * 👔 * 🔋
ㅤ* I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
ㅤ* George Washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
ㅤ* Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
🌳 * 🌏 * 🌋 * 💛 * 🚕 * 👾 * 📕 * 👽 * 🚙 * 📘 * 👃 * 🏀 * 💄 * 😺 * ⛳ * 🍇
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShAC0wjkgQM