Recent reviews by Spiffy

I liked this game way more than I should have

Pretty good

The first time i played this game with B1rd he instantly died and got meme'd on for it by us. Then when we were in the lobby, he turned on his microphone and ♥♥♥♥♥♥' S L A M M E D a couple of books on the floor, it scrapped a bit against the floor which killed everyone's ears.
Then we all laughed, he said sorry and we all died.

"My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!"

[More thuds are heard.]

"Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..."

[A thud and a snap is heard]

"You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"

[A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of beer falls over]

"AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"

Quite possibly a game.

Game sucks.


Have played 15 hours of this game and have yet to play as Peanut.


#notbiased

Better than Smash.

@ me.

So,

You're finally awake.

Welcome to Jurassic Park.



♥♥♥♥ I wasted a lot of my time with this game.

Playing Poker and winning items for other games in doing so.

What's more to love?

Also its still meta and relatale so you young'uns will have fun.

It took me long enough but I finally 200% this angering yet beautiful game. This game nails perfect the art style of the time period it was trying to represent and brings it out as a game in a popping way. This game has truely shown that the past is still as good as the present. For $20 you can have a wonderful platforming and bullet hell expierence with the rubberhose art style and the oozing charm that pours out all over. I absolutely recommend this game for all who thinks it looks good.