Recent reviews by Homeless Lemon

Visions of addiction...
beware, hours of suffering ahead.

I am currently playing this game in beta and it is extraordinarily fun. I cannot tell you how much I enjoy t-bagging other players and having it added to my personal stats for how many times I have t-bagged people.

Thanks for Yeezy.

BIG GAY

I cried. This is the saddest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game of all time jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ. Why can't there be a happy ending.

I spent 40 dollars buying like 6 or 7 copies of this game for friends including myself. I played on a server that I customized like crazy so it was literally impossible to ever get in a hole. I wasted my money because I lost all those friends. Thanks Golf With Your Friends makers. I now have no friends.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥/10

still best game I have ever played.

WHY DOESN'T MY PS4 CONTROLLER WORK.

"Turned our lives from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to alpha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ after we slayed The Warrior" - 11/10 IGN

"Would anally slay Handsome Jack again" - 9/2 Fagoto Reviews

"Definitely my proudest fap" - Homeless Lemon Reviews

>E3 2015
>Lights dim, room is pitch black.
>Blinding light.
>Massive 3 illuminates the room.
>So bright 3 is burnt into everyone's retina.
>See this 3 forever.
>Gaben smashes through the wall like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bulldozer.
>Screaming "3!"
>Room ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stinks.
>Everyone has ♥♥♥♥ themselves.
>Gaben still screaming 3.
>Eardrums burst, ♥♥♥ dribbling from everyone's underwear.
>Gaben finally stops screaming 3.
>Room silent.
>Gaben clears his throat.
>"3 new hats for Team Fortress"

>be me
>wanna be rich
>want world piss
>jk want ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and to get my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>money is everything
>find this ♥♥♥♥
>go to supermarkito
>whip out ♥♥♥♥
>whoops
>put it back
>whip out franklins
>buy lemonado ♥♥♥♥
>go to abandonned house
>steal some planks and ♥♥♥♥ from the roof
>no metal?
>see melted metal out back
>some weird ♥♥♥♥ on it must be mtn dew
>mfw jetfuel cant melt steel beams
>mfw bush did 7/11
>run away and go build my lemonado ♥♥♥♥ stand
>holy ♥♥♥♥ im rich
>hire ♥♥♥♥♥ manager
>runs my ♥♥♥♥
>come back later richer and hire more managers and buy some more ♥♥♥♥
>stuff like car wash ♥♥♥♥ and a movie theater
>stacking like ♥♥♥♥
>finally can afford a oil company
>buy that ♥♥♥♥
>buy some old ass dead ♥♥♥♥♥ to be manager
>name is hard-as-rockeffeler
>he says to build an oil rig off the coast of new mexico
>lolk
>build it
>want to stay rich so use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ resources we have
>like some playdoh ♥♥♥♥
>this structure is weaker than uterin lining during a period
>hear some weird sounds every once and a while from the pipes and ♥♥♥♥ carrying the oil
>dont care much whatever
>gets louder and louder
>one day can make out a bit of sound
>sounds kinda like music
>it goes like this: الله أكبر
>unsure what it means but sounds familiar
>flashback
>7/11
>see bush
>hear the same sound
>الله أكبر
>think about it
>7/11 see world trade center all explode and ♥♥♥♥
>all i hear is ALLAHU AKBAR
>then
>all i see is bush
>bush jumps out of the plane to safety on his big green parachute
>says mtn dew in red letters on it
>that son of a ♥♥♥♥ did 7/11
>jet fuel cant melt steel beams
>must have been the mtn dew
>oh ♥♥♥♥
>playdoh pipes in our rig are lined with mtn dew
>♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
>call the ocean rig
>its too late
>i hear the boom
>i see the explosion
>all i hear now
>ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
>soon the clear blue ocean turns black with oil and tar
>mfw bush caused 7/11 and the BP oil spill
>mfw dont give a ♥♥♥♥ cuz im still rich from other rigs
>10/11 am still gonna keep playing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game till i have more money than numbers can count
>♥♥♥♥♥♥ ending to this story but great plot
>jk the whole plot was 7/11
>mfw mtn dew sponsored bush to do 7/11