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Some think it is the voice of God.
-- Mark Twain
🤕
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good
with ketchup."
😗
Mal: "When you can't run anymore, you crawl, and when you can't do that, you
find someone to carry you."
🙁
Stewie: Jeffrey. Take the 4.20 from Hounslow out of your mouth.
😯
A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his
wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."
😶
He had the look of a lawn mower just after the grass had organised a
workers' collective. There was a definite suggestion that, deep inside, he
knew this was not really happening. It could not be happening because this
sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely
ignored.
(Jingo)
🤣