do not bet money on him you will lose literally everything

Why yall Snickering? how DARE yall snicker? im talking bout, a-a match that means a LOT, to ME. and yall wanna sit here and make JOKES and LAUGH and GIGGLE. LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS. TEEHEEIN? thats what yall were doing. you were TEEHEEIN. YALL ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. if i were to ever have a dream match, it would be against the one, the only, GOOOOLDBEEERG. thats right. GOLDBERG. i dont wanna hear yall talkin about all this, this WORK RATE, and MOONSAULTS. i dont care about any of that. ya heard? yall want a great match? NAH. BUMP THAT. i wanna see two BIG MEN. with big- WITH BIG CHESTS. and BIG MUSCLES. BUMPIN MEAT. thats why im here. thats why i watched wrestling as a kid. you want your five star matches? you want your 30 minute classics? NOT ME. BIG. MEATY. MEN. SLAPPIN. MEAT.

+potate

when i was a wee child i have the ability to swallow meatballs. so everytime i had a dish with meatballs with it, i just eat it kirby style. but one night when i was sleeping, i woke up to the feeling that someone was staring at me. turns out that there was a tall dark figure hovering on the foot of my bed. the fella softly whispered, "you'll die..."

LIBERAL THANKSGIVING:

- THEY/THEM turkey
- CRYBABY cranberry sauce
- PRONOUN pumpkin pie
- MOMMY MILKER mac n cheese
- JOE BIDEN jreen bean casserole
- stuffing

you just lost the game

muah