Recent reviews by Six of Saturn

Forces you to join a religious loon faction I had no interest in or even cared about beyond shooting at them. After that I just kinda DNGAF. Whats next a Children of Atom DLC? (Actually that would be a little better than this, because at least it would have been funny.)

There were so many better options for an expansion. Another sad turn for BGS and Starfield. Emil and Todd must go!

The ring dang doo, now what is that?
It's soft and round, like a ♥♥♥♥♥cat
Got a hole in the middle, and it's split in two
And that's what ya call the ring dang doo!

You got a dirty mind Uncle!

Paid Mods and bugs are not Starfields biggest problem.

The lack of cohesive narrative is.

Example: "No one has ever seen anything like these temples"
Yet when you get to a temple there are 2-3 human outposts, mining site etc... just hundreds of yards away and ships landing near by...SMH.

Sona: "there is no one at the lodge my age" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cora is standing right behind you!

An overwhelming lack of character faction dialog and agency. For instance why cant I talk to Vlad about the Crimson fleet while part of it or kill him for leaving? There is no excuse for this especially since the protagonist is silent.

I could go on with more, on top of the bland story and lackluster companions(minus Barret).

I feel like many of the things in the dialog and writing are so bad that they were done purposely. I have to believe this because no dev writing team can be this stupid(or maybe they are) especially since they had fairly good writing and dialog in FO:4.

This is by far the worst BGS game ever released, anyone that thinks otherwise is not paying attention to anything else outside their weapons sight.

The game is beyond a CP 2077 like fix. Not even mods can fix what is the most relevant problem with this game. To fix this game they need to bring VAs back into the studio and re-cut over half the dialog.

It ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ makes me mad for how much they charged us.

This one is hard for me to judge. It has the best combat game play, crafting and exploration of all the ME games. On the other hand it also has some of the worst facial animations and facial graphics I have ever seen, coupled with the abandonment of DLC content and a lackluster story with poorly written teenage level dialog void of any gravitas, it leaves the pro vs con balance very tight.

My final verdict: Worth a playthrough if you like ME or have nothing else to play, but only at sale price.

The best overall AC game from both post and pre AC:Origins. Do not sleep on this one. You will not regret it.

This game is one of the very best of 2023. It's optimization options are limited however so make sure you have a good rig if you want to play it on HD with the higher settings.

Greetings......

I feel ancient around these kids.

Like I'm on some children's crusade.

Balls Empty.

I have tried a few adult games but this one I thought was really good. The puzzles, humor, and scenes are all well done. The girls and MC are good and grow on you(no pun intended) ;). This game kinda took me back too memories of old Cobra Mission. I will for sure keep an eye open for whatever NLT brings next.

Tasha is best girl!