So you're going by "Octavian" now plebian? Haha what's up spurcifer, it's Tannerius from Rome. Remember me? Me and the other legionaries used to give a hard time. Sorry you were just an easy target. I can see not much has changed. Remember Seira, the girl you had a crush on? Yeah, she's my concubine now. I make over 200 sesterces a year and drive a quadriga chariot. I guess some things never change huh? Nice catching up. Patheticus.

I sexually identify as a snow chugger. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of chuggering over the plains of Azeroth freezing disgusting hunters. People say to me that a person being a snowchugger is impossible and I'm fuсking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a mech warper install snow plows, salt shakers and whirling blades on my body. From now on I want you to call me "Choo Choo" and respect my right to chugga chugga and freeze needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a mechaphobe and need to check your topdeck privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

My friend Ed Begley goes fishing. It's a little smelly to me, I don't like it so much. I like to eat fish, but I don't like to catch them.

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