- A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
- If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
- A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
- Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
- Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?