Dear diary, its been 2 days since my waifu was killed by a massive orc ♥♥♥♥ :( Ive been contemplating cutting my wrists and joining the rest of my waifus and build my harem in the afterlife

dear diary, today the girls at school said I smelled bad >:( they don't understand that my waifus love my musk - it turns them on like a dog in heat (even though they're cats xD) dumb 3d beta women don't understand me!! xoxo

dear diary today i made the fattest nut and my gfs loved it