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Legal extract:

NoodooVonce@NoodooVonce'sCrackEmporium.net is not liable for any of the following;
• Curses
• Blindness
• Organ failure
• Criminal activity
• Loss of property
• Loss of life
• Loss of limbs
• Angered ancient spirits
• Eternal Damnation
• Enlarged Organs
• Metamorphosis
• Schizophrenia
• PTSD
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Additional Notice: Noodoo Vonce is not in any way affiliated with acts of Voodoo worship/magic and is not in any way related to the individual known as Dr Facilier and has not been charged with any prior criminal offences. Any similarity or relation with Dr Facilier is purely coincidence and can in no way be proven otherwise.

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