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Zoomorphic

The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Polymorphic

The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:53am

Xenomorphic

The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:31am

Metamorphosis

This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Xenolinguistic

Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Big Crunch

If you keep working like this, you might collapse.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Quantum

That's quite a bit of money
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:33am

Chain Reaction

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10am

Kessler's Syndrome

It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:00pm

Neodog

The gizmograph is man's best friend.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Anti-particle

There are people who only know how to be contrarian.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:31am

Magic Number

Abracadabra, call and speak!
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:41pm

Convergence

Where two can chat, three can chat.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Band-limited Channel

Filk the music, help your folks!
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:56am

Fabric of Spacetime

As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:01am

Holistic Investigation

The real crime would be not testifying.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:54pm

Futuristic Manifesto

You didn't have to show the artist.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:46pm

Big Bang

Every outcome requires a catalyst.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:44pm

Chrononaut

These relics hold stories from the past.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:56am

Brown Dwarf

That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:49am



Work Principle

No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.

Cosmic Inflation

Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.

Hive Mind

You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.

Theory of Everything

You have to know how to eat a little of everything.

The Law of Robotics

Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.

Neutron

Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.

Proton

Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.

Electron

Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.

Particle

The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.

Missing Link

People who don't fit in are expelled.

Escape Pod

Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.

Star Person

Celebrities' calls can be soporific.

Newspad

There's a reason they're called investigative articles.

Madtrix

Have you tried to reboot the universe?

Infinite Improbability

A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.