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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 21.11.2015 klo 9.35

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 21.11.2015 klo 10.23

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 21.11.2015 klo 4.17

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 4.28

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 21.11.2015 klo 10.13

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 22.8.2017 klo 5.55

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 21.11.2015 klo 10.19

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 21.11.2015 klo 23.29

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 22.11.2015 klo 3.09

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 25.11.2015 klo 6.40

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 25.11.2015 klo 22.51

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 22.8.2017 klo 6.20

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 22.8.2017 klo 9.25

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.52

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 25.11.2015 klo 12.12

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 25.11.2015 klo 12.08

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 23.31

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.37

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.08

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 22.11.2015 klo 2.51

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 22.8.2017 klo 11.29

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 22.11.2015 klo 2.08

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.35

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 2.51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 20.8.2017 klo 6.21

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 2.34

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 25.11.2015 klo 3.58

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.06

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.03

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 25.11.2015 klo 7.16

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 6.9.2019 klo 6.56

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 6.9.2019 klo 6.22

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 7.9.2019 klo 20.12

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 7.9.2019 klo 20.12

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 3.18

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 21.11.2015 klo 4.17

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 25.11.2015 klo 6.19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 22.11.2015 klo 2.38

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.31

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 22.8.2017 klo 6.00

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.06

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.12

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.46

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 21.11.2015 klo 4.21

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 2.35

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 6.9.2019 klo 14.52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 19.8.2017 klo 11.58

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 25.11.2015 klo 12.03

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 5.9.2019 klo 13.45

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 21.11.2015 klo 10.23

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 22.11.2015 klo 3.17

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 9.12

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 6.9.2019 klo 7.33

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 25.11.2015 klo 12.20

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 2.39

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 20.8.2017 klo 6.13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 22.8.2017 klo 5.35

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 21.8.2017 klo 23.30

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 16.9.2021 klo 1.10

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 25.11.2015 klo 6.45

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 16.9.2021 klo 0.53

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 22.8.2017 klo 0.36

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 6.9.2019 klo 7.25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 22.8.2017 klo 9.26

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 5.12.2019 klo 11.54

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 7.12.2019 klo 2.45

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 22.11.2020 klo 5.07

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 12.9.2021 klo 4.02

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 12.9.2021 klo 8.28

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 15.9.2021 klo 13.49

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 15.9.2021 klo 13.49

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 22.11.2020 klo 4.25

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 22.11.2020 klo 5.05

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 12.9.2021 klo 8.02

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 12.9.2021 klo 6.35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 16.9.2021 klo 0.57

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 6.9.2019 klo 9.22



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+5

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