WOMEN!!!!!

Toad: HEY LUIGI WHAT CAN I GET YA
Luigi: I'll have spagetti on the ROCKS, HEHEHAH

So according to his Wikipedia page, Ben Shapiro has two children, which means that at one point, a woman willingly reproduced with him. So the burning question is: how do you be intimate with a man with eyebrows like that? I mean, only with doggy-style or in the dark, because there's no way you could ♥♥♥♥ him with those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyebrows staring at you, boring into your soul. And if he gets you pregnant your children are going to be born with the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyebrows. And grandchildren. And great-grandchildren. His eyebrow-seed will multiply throughout the universe. And you will be responsible. How do you live with yourself, knowing you've unleashed that? oh god oh ♥♥♥♥.

Damn Id love to shove my face right up into those asscheeks and lick the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell outta that sweet lil balloon knot of a butthole get my tongue everywhere in there reach around dittle the skittle get you have squirting orgasms drenching the entire room I pick you up and slide that nasty butt down over my mushroom tip and bounce that lil body up and down take you to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pound town make that ass clap throw you down on the bed and lay into that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spank that ass shake a fart out of it hump that dumper super sexxy like wake up the neighbors screaming in ecstacy more orgasms pick you up and point that ♥♥♥♥♥ towards the plant that thing needs a lil water spray with your squirting ♥♥♥ then finally I blast a load all over those chesticles

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