[Faster Than a Speeding Bullet plays as the warehouse doors in Well rise, revealing a crouching RED Scout with other members of RED team.][The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.][Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.][The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.]["Meet the Scout" text appears][Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.]Scout: "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]Scout: "Yo, what's up?"[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.]Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."[Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.]Scout: "BOINK!"Scout: [back to text] "I'm a force a' nature!"[Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.]Scout: "BONK!"[Cuts back to Scout]Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.][Cuts back to Scout]Scout: "WOOO!"[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays][Scout sits on the twitching body of the Heavy eating the Heavy's Sandvich; the point is now RED's.]